“What crawled inside the fridge and died?”
“I want to know who added caffeine to the water supply.”
“Please don’t tell me I have yard duty. I left my Kevlar vest at home.”
“I swear the activity ran itself. The kids were geniuses.”
“Three-day work weeks…that’s the ticket.”
“Yeah, I guess September 16 is a little early to pray for a snow day.”
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